Summary: Buying Dean off should be easier than this. Drabble.
Characters: Sam and Dean.
Rating: PG-13. Genfic.
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Not making money off of them.
“Nope,” Dean said.
Sam gritted his teeth. Buying Dean off should be easier than this. “Fine. Make it four months of laundry, and I’ll wash your car every week for three months.”
“Six months of laundry, you wash her every week for a year, and you hire me a stripper on every major holiday, including Columbus Day.”
“You don’t even celebrate Columbus Day!”
A leer. “I will now.”
“Going once, going -- ”
They shook hands.
It wasn’t until after Dean left for the polling place that Sam realized Dean hadn’t promised who he’d vote for.